Why He’s Hot:
- Let’s get this out of the way: His name is The Doctor. He is the last Timelord from Gallifrey here to save us all and look damn good while he’s doing it. Get it straight or GTFO. He’s gotta save the day with a little razzle dazzle so there’s the classic brown or the quirky blue suit if the situation calls for it, and the situation always involves being sexy.
- Multitalented? Hurr durr, of course he’s got that. Just listen to him sing. Is that The Clash? Holy fuck this guy is serenading the shit out of you. Choreographed dance and song to The Smiths? You know you wanna sit the fuck down and watch the rest of these Blackpool clips. Oh yeah and this is CASANOVA bitches, the pimpinest pimp of all effing time. Did I mention he played Hamlet on stage? And, for your swooning pleasure: BOUNUS GIFT he’s got a sense of humor. DAT ACCENT.
- Scottish? Did you not just hear that spicy accent? That’s not the only one he can pull either; there’s the Brit and the Yank. This exceptional specimen of a man was born in Bathgate Scotland. Rawr.
- Style? Check and fucking mate people. Exhibit A. Hold the fucking phone, is that a crushed velvet suit? Did you hear that? Velvet suits are in now, bitch. Did someone say Geek Chic? This handsome mofo has a monopoly on that shit. Wait, so are these glasses in style now? You bet your sweet ass they are. Facial hair? Yes please.
- Not convinced yet? Well fuck you. But seriously, check out this vid and tell me that’s not majorly sexy as all God Damn Hell. And I’ll sum it up with simply saying OH MY GAWD.
YESYESYESYESYESYES!!!
